My Name Is Acordes

[Produced by Dr. Dre]
 
 
[Chorus]
F5              G5                Bb5
Hi, my name is, what? My name is, who?
             G#5
My name is, chka-chka, Slim Shady
F5              G5                Bb5
Hi, my name is, huh? My name is, what?
             G#5
My name is, chka-chka, Slim Shady
F5              G5                            Bb5
Hi, my name is, what? (Excuse me) My name is, who?
             G#5
My name is, chka-chka, Slim Shady
 
(Can I have the attention of the class for one second?)
F5              G5                Bb5
Hi, my name is, huh? My name is, what?
             G#5
My name is, chka-chka, Slim Shady
 
 
[Verse 1]
F5                     G5
Hi, kids, do you like violence? (Yeah, yeah, yeah)
      Bb5                               G#5
Wanna see me stick nine-inch nails through each one of my eyelids? (Uh-huh)
F5                 G5                      Bb5
Wanna copy me and do exactly like I did? (Yeah, yeah)
                            G#5
Try 'cid and get fucked up worse than my life is? (Huh?)
F5                          G5
My brain's dead weight, I'm tryna get my head straight
      Bb5                        G#5
But I can't figure out which Spice Girl I want to impregnate (Oh)
F#                       G5                         Bb5
And Dr. Dre said, "Slim Shady, you a basehead" (Uh-uh)
                            G#5
"Then why's your face red? Man, you wasted"
            F5                              G5
Well, since age 12, I felt like I'm someone else
                         Bb5                G#5
'Cause I hung my original self from the top bunk with a belt
F5                        G5
Got pissed off and ripped Pamela Lee's tits off
    Bb5                               G#5
And smacked her so hard I knocked her clothes backwards like Kris Kross
F5                     G5
I smoke a fat pound of grass, and fall on my ass
Bb5                          G#5
Faster than a fat bitch who sat down too fast
F5                              G5
Come here, slut; "Shady, wait a minute, that's my girl, dawg"
Bb5                      G#5
I don't give a fuck, God sent me to piss the world off
 
 
[Chorus]
F5              G5                Bb5
Hi, my name is, what? My name is, who?
             G#5
My name is, chka-chka, Slim Shady
F5              G5                Bb5
Hi, my name is, huh? My name is, what?
             G#5
My name is, chka-chka, Slim Shady
F5              G5                Bb5
Hi, my name is, what? My name is, who?
             G#5
My name is, chka-chka, Slim Shady
F5              G5                Bb5
Hi, my name is, huh? My name is, what?
             G#5
My name is, chka-chka, Slim Shady
 
 
[Verse 2]
F5                                 G5
My English teacher wanted to flunk me in junior high (Shh)
Bb5                   G#5
Thanks a lot, next semester I'll be 35
F5                                G5                        Bb5
I smacked him in his face with an eraser, chased him with a stapler
                G#5
And stapled his nuts to a stack of paper (Ow)
F5                        G5
Walked in the strip club, had my jacket zipped up
Bb5                          G#5
Flashed the bartender, then stuck my dick in the tip cup
F5                G5                            Bb5                                     G#5
Extraterrestrial, running over pedestrians in a spaceship While they're screaming at me,
 
"Let's just be friends"
F5               G5                   Bb5
99 percent of my life, I was lied to
                             G#5
I just found out my mom does more dope than I do (Damn)
F5                         G5
I told her I'd grow up to be a famous rapper
       Bb5                          G#5
Make a record about doin' drugs and name it after her
 
(Oh, thank you)
F5                             G5
You know you blew up when the women rush your stands
    Bb5                                G#5
And try to touch your hands like some screamin' Usher fans
 
(Ahh, ahh, ahh)
F5                        G5
This guy at White Castle asked for my autograph (Dude, can I get your autograph?)
    Bb5                      G#5
So I signed it, "Dear Dave, thanks for the support, asshole"
 
 
[Chorus]
F5              G5                Bb5
Hi, my name is, what? My name is, who?
             G#5
My name is, chka-chka, Slim Shady
F5              G5                Bb5
Hi, my name is, huh? My name is, what?
             G#5
My name is, chka-chka, Slim Shady
F5              G5                Bb5
Hi, my name is, what? My name is, who?
             G#5
My name is, chka-chka, Slim Shady
F5              G5                Bb5
Hi, my name is, huh? My name is, what?
             G#5
My name is, chka-chka, Slim Shady
 
 
[Verse 3]
F5                          G5*
Stop the tape, this kid needs to be locked away (Get him)
Bb5*                 G#5*
Dr. Dre, don't just stand there, operate
F5                               G5
I'm not ready to leave, it's too scary to die (Fuck that)
Bb5                                   G#5
I'll have to be carried inside the cemetery and buried alive
 
(Huh, yup)
F5                   G5                    Bb5
Am I comin' or goin'? I can barely decide
                        G#5
I just drank a fifth of vodka, dare me to drive? (Go ahead)
F5                     G5
All my life I was very deprived
             Bb5                    G#5
I ain't had a woman in years and my palms are too hairy to hide (Whoops)
F5                   G5
Clothes ripped like the Incredible Hulk
Bb5                           G#5
I spit when I talk, I'll fuck anything that walks (Come here)
F5                                  G5
When I was little, I used to get so hungry I would throw fits
Bb5                              G#5
How you gonna breastfeed me, Mom? You ain't got no tits
F5              G5
I lay awake and strap myself in the bed
       Bb5                     G#5
With a bulletproof vest on and shoot myself in the head (Bang)
           F5
'Cause I'm steamin' mad (Grr)
          G5                         Bb5
And by the way, when you see my dad (Yeah?)
                         G#5
Tell him that I slit his throat in this dream I had
 
 
[Chorus]
F5              G5                Bb5
Hi, my name is, what? My name is, who?
             G#5
My name is, chka-chka, Slim Shady
F5              G5                Bb5
Hi, my name is, huh? My name is, what?
             G#5
My name is, chka-chka, Slim Shady
F5              G5                Bb5
Hi, my name is, what? My name is, who?
             G#5
My name is, chka-chka, Slim Shady
F5              G5                Bb5
Hi, my name is, huh? My name is, what?
             G#5
My name is, chka-chka, Slim Shady
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