Bowling Alley Acordes

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Okay, the other night, I mean like, last night, I had the most screwed up dream ever, ever
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I mean, it was like a freaking acid trip, not that I, uh, advocate, uh, drugs
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Because drugs are bad, and stuff
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Anyway, my dream, my dream was like, I, um
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I was in a warehouse
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And there were all these guys in Santa suits doing this sort of big dance thing
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And they couldn't see me, or something, I don't know
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And then one of the Santa guys was like, a really fat guy
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And he didn't, uh, and he didn't want to do the dance
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And he, uh, was the only one who could see me
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So he was like, "Look! LOOK!" but no one else could see me
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So I started— he started chasing me, chasing me
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And I was like, in a car, but he was faster than the car
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And suddenly he jumped out in front of me, in front of the car
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And he started screaming, only it was like a Bigfoot scream
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And it sounded so creepy coming from a, uh, Santa guy
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In the dream I was like "AHH!!" and I hit the brakes
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Only the, uh, brake pedal was broken and it was uh, actually a gas pedal
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So I plowed over the Santa guy
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And he went u- he went under the front tires, and then under the back tires
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And then for some reason when he hit the back tires, the front of the car flew up
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And then I was suddenly in a flying car, only it was like a hovercraft?
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And then there was this big part that I can't really remember
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But I was in a, uh, in the hovercraft thing and I was like, uh
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Looking around for this house, and when I finally got to the house
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Um, I— there was the button on the door
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And I pressed the button, and the door opened
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And a freaking scary old dead guy sh- uh, popped out of door, and he was on rockets
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And he grabbed me but I got loose, and then I ran in the house and I hid in the bathroom
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But there were these like, uh, TVs in the bathroom
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And then something happened, I'm not sure what happened
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But I was in, like, a bowling alley,
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and there was, all the the bowling balls were uh, uh, dead president heads
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And then I started shrinking
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And then the Abraham Lincoln head tried to eat me and then I woke up
 
[Outro]
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It was really scary
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