Cryptosanta Acordes

[Intro]
Bbm7 Cm7 Dm7 Em7 x4
 
[Part 1]
 
Db         Cm       Eb
Classified project, moving light
Db        Cm     Eb
Privately funded silent night
Db         Cm      Eb
North pole station satellite
Db      G     Db    Eb        Ab  Db
Red and white laser beams are focusing
Db         Eb   Ab     Db
Converging on a tyrant king
 
[Bridge 1]
 
Db
New dimensions!
Db
Full of presents!
Dm
For the children!
Dm
In the trillions!
 
 
[Part 2]
 
Em                   D
With a little bit of brains
                Cm                             Bm
Maybe we can do away with the lack of candy canes
                     Bbm
Make Christmas every day
                        Ab                       Ebm
Through scientific enterprise, maybe we can open eyes
                Db              Fm                Em
We can revolutionize the way we move merchandise
(It keeps on giving, it keeps on giving, it keeps on giving, it keeps on giving)
        Gm               Cm
No more naughty, no more nice
       Ab            Bbm
Just a present and a price
(As seen on TV, as seen on TV, as seen on TV)
       Abm            Gbm
It's a pillow, it's a pet
       Dbm               Bbm
It's a miracle it hasn't happened yet
 
 
[Part 3]
 
Cm
Oh god. Something went wrong.
  C             Em
I can't let you see me like this.
  Bbm
I walked through the path of the beam.
Cm7                               Bbm      Em               Bbm
At first I thought I was okay, but overnight my hair turned white.
                  Cm
I've been gaining weight...
            Dm                  Em
Involuntary spasms, like a bowl full of jelly...
Bbm
Outbursts of laughter...
Cm                   Dm
We must not tell the shareholders.
              Em
That would be bad.
 
 
[Part 4]
 
 
Fm Eb                      Fm
Whoa, something to do with DNA
Db           Cm      Eb
Something to do with gamma rays
Bbm           Ab             Eb        G
White flowing beard won't go away, go away
Db    Eb         Ab    Db
Laser beams from outer space
Ab         Eb    Ab     Db
Converging on my mutant face
 
[Bridge 2]
 
Db
New dimensions!
Db
Now I'm presents!
Dm
Like Pandora!
Dm
Oh the horror!
 
[Part 5]
 
Fm   Bb      Eb      Ab
Body horror, tendons snapping
Db          Gbm       B7       C
Ribbons and wrapping, stocking stuffing
F       Bb         Eb        Ab
Skin is sloughing, bones are bowing
Db           Gbm
Something is growing
B          E C Fm
Something, ohh!
 
 
[Coda]
 
Bb Eb Ab Db
Ahhhhhhhhhh
Gb B
Ohhh
E     C
Merry Christmas!
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