Messy Acordes

***Big thanks to martink12au for his input into creating this Tab.***
Tabbed by Robert Da Prato, 5th June, 2024
 
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No Capo
B.p.m. 111
4/4 Time Signature
Original Key – A
 
*    Single Strum (which rings out)
N.C. Stop Strumming
 
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[Intro]
|N.C.   |
(Drums)
|D      |D      |E      |E      |
|DM7    |DM7    |E      |E      |
 
[Verse 1] 0:19
DM7
    You know I'm impatient
                 E
So why would you   leave me waiting outside the station?
                                       DM7
When it was like minus 4 degrees and I
 
I get what you're saying
       E
I just   really don't want to hear it right now
                                      DM7
Can you shut up for like once in your life?
 
Listen to me
                            E
I took your nice words of advice about
 
How you think I'm gonna die
 
Lucky if I turned 33
                 DM7
Okay, so yeah, I smoke like a chimney
 
I'm not skinny and I pull a Britney
            E
Every other week
 
But cut me some slack
                      DM7
Who do you want me to be?
 
[Chorus] 0:54
DM7
'Cause I'm too messy
                         E
And then I'm too fucking clean
 
You told me, "Get a job"
                                DM7
And you ask where the hell I've been
 
And I'm too perfect
                   E
'Til I open my big mouth
 
I want to be me
              DM7
Is that not allowed?
 
And I'm too clever
                         E
And then I'm too fucking dumb
 
You hate it when I cry
                             DM7
Unless it's that time of the month
 
And I'm too perfect
                         E
'Til I show you that I'm not
 
A thousand people I could be for you
                         DM7
And you hate the fucking lot
                     E
You hate the fucking lot
                     DM7
You hate the fucking lot
     E     E
Hey, hey
 
[Verse 2] 1:45
D
  It's taking you ages
                E
You still don't   get the hint
 
I'm not asking for pages
 
But one text or two would be nice
D
  And please, don't pull those faces
           E
When I've been.. out working my arse off all day
                                D
It's just one bottle of wine or two
 
But hey, you can't even talk
                                E
You smoke weed just to help you sleep
 
Then why you're out getting stoned at 4 o'clock
                            D
And then you come home to me
 
And don't say hello
                   E
'Cause I got high again
                                 DM7
And forgot to fold my clothes....clothes
 
[Chorus] 2:21
DM7
'Cause I'm too messy
                         E
And then I'm too fucking clean
 
You told me, "Get a job"
                                DM7
And you ask where the hell I've been
 
And I'm too perfect
                   E
'Til I open my big mouth
 
I want to be me
              DM7
Is that not allowed?
 
And I'm too clever
                         E
And then I'm too fucking dumb
 
You hate it when I cry
                             DM7
Unless it's that time of the month
 
And I'm too perfect
                         E
'Til I show you that I'm not
 
A thousand people I could be for you
                         DM7
And you hate the fucking lot
                     E
You hate the fucking lot
                     DM7
You hate the fucking lot
 
[Instrumental] 3:04
|DM7    |DM7    |E      |E      |
|DM7    |DM7    |E      |E      |
|DM7    |DM7    |E      |E      |
                         Oh-oh ohh
 
[Chorus] 3:29
DM7
'Cause I'm too messy
                         E
And then I'm too fucking clean
 
You told me, "Get a job"
                                DM7
And you ask where the hell I've been
 
And I'm too perfect
                   E
'Til I open my big mouth
 
I want to be me
              DM7
Is that not allowed?
 
And I'm too clever
                         E
And then I'm too fucking dumb
 
You hate it when I cry
                             DM7
Unless it's that time of the month
 
And I'm too perfect
                         E
'Til I show you that I'm not
 
A thousand people I could be for you
                         DM7
And you hate the fucking lot
                     E
You hate the fucking lot
                     DM7
You hate the fucking lot
 
[Outro] 4:15
    D                E
You hate the fucking lot
                     DM7*
You hate the fucking lot
X