The Incredible Jelly Donut Juicer Acordes

[Intro]
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[Verse 1]
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From the time that he was only three
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A bright young boy named Timothy
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Had big ambitions, out to change the world
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A genius and philanthropist
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He'd made quite an extensive list
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Of new designs waiting to be unfurled
 
[Verse 2]
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Well he spent his life creating things
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Like special shoes that bounced on springs
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And toasters that made barbeque pork rinds
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But though his inventions all were great
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It seemed that he had yet to make
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That one to truly benefit mankind
 
[Bridge 1]
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But one foggy morning he noticed a cop
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Eating some donuts in a coffee shop
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As he slurped out the insides of his pastry
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Timothy was struck with his best idea!
 
[Chorus]
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It's the incredible jelly donut juicer!
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It can bring so many people joy
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Just toss in a donut, turn the knob
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And out comes that delicious glob
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A treat for any little girl or boy
 
[Verse 3]
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When he had built his prototype
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He had sincerely hoped it might
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Get noticed at the '29 World's Fair
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He drew a crowd around his booth
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Of folks who had a big sweet tooth
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From Boston Cream to lengthy French éclairs
 
[Verse 4]
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Well soon he made the front page news
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The world demanded donut juice
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And everybody wanted his machine
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The world became obsessed and crazed
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With siphoning their jelly glazed
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The best phenomenon you'd ever seen
 
[Bridge 2]
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And when he displayed it at a science fair
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A man from a large academy was there
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He took just one taste and widened his eyes
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And said, "Son we're giving you The Nobel Prize!"
 
[Chorus]
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It's the incredible jelly donut juicer!
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It can bring so many people joy
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Just toss in a donut, turn the knob
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And out comes that delicious glob
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A treat for any little girl or boy
 
[Spoken]
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That's right, folks
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Step right up and recieve your very own Jelly Donut Juicier
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No need to shove! There's plenty to go around
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Spread it on your toast, put it on your salads
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Makes a delicious soup, or just drink it by the glass full
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Oh, yeah
 
[Bridge 3]
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Well every success, it comes at a price
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And though his intentions and dreams were nice
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The calorie count was just too high
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And made everybody grow big and wide!
 
[Chorus 2]
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Curse the incredible jelly donut juicer!
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It can make so many people fat!
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By guzzling down that tasty glob
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The people turned to massive blobs
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So Timothy's invention then was scrapped (Oh yeah)
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But he went back home to start again from scratch
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Back to the ol' drawing board
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