Cheapest Show Acordes de ukelele

Tiger Lillies - Cheapest Show
 
 
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The lion he has got false teeth, 
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the fire eater is a cheat
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the exotic dancer is antique.
 
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The high-wire artist broke his nose, 
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the dancing bears got gangrene toes,
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And all the artists need new clothes.
 
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Cut price is the acrobat, 
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the fortune teller is a hack, 
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the clowns make up is all cracked
 
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It's the cheapest show you've ever seen
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with drop outs drug addicts & queens
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its garish gaudy cheap and obscene.
 
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Half the staff are pimps & whores
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too old to do it anymore,
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they're all old, ugly, stupid, or poor
 
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The boss drinks like an unblocked drain
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his wife is stupid, ugly, vain  
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they're so broke, they should elope to Spain
 
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The big top it has got more holes 
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than a dart board its so old, 
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the cloth is rancid green with mould.
 
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It's the cheapest show you've ever seen
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with drop outs drug addicts and queens
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its garish gaudy cheap & obscene.
 
 
 
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