Val Kilmer Acordes

VAL KILMER
 
                    C
I always thought my movie
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Would be a comedy
              F            G
Not quite the tragedy that its become
     C              G
More slapstick than chickflick
     F               G
More Caddyshack than Breakfast At Tiffany's
 
 
   F               G
So thank me at the podium
      F                 G
For a lifetime of contribution
 
F
Turn on the cameras
Em
Someone cue the extras
D                      G
Hair and makeup to the set
 
            C
Because the big screen's calling
      G
Final casting call
         F                      G
Its your big shot baby your the next big star
   C
Of another stupid movie
        G                 F
'bout a guy with a broken heart
              G
Who's falling apart
 
     F                           G
Your headed for the cutting room floor
           F
And in the sequel honey
        G                C
I'm the guy who gets the girl
 
G    F
 
G                 C
So if you miss my movie
        G
Get the DVD
              F
Check out the chemistry
        G
Between you and me
 
     C          G
Less Raising Arizona
     F        G
More Steel Magnolias
 
            F                  G
So when you walk down that red carpet
F                   G
I hope you trip and fall
F              Em
I hope someone squirts you with a watergun
  D                        G
A super soaker filled with pee
 
            C
Because the big screen's calling
      G
Final casting call
F                               G
Its your big shot baby your the next big star
   C
On another stupid movie
        G                 F
About a guy with a broken heart
              G
Who's falling apart
 
     F                           G
Your headed for the cutting room floor
           F
And in the sequel honey
        G
I'm the guy who gets the girl
 
Am  G
All apologies
   F
To Kevin Costner
 
and that chick from monster
Am      G
Give me Adam Sandler,
F
Will Ferrell, Belushi and even Val Kilmer
 
D      Em            F
He was funny in Real Genius
 
What about Top Gun
 
No Top Gun wasn't funny
 
Whatever
 
D   F                G
Top secret was funny too
 
But he sucked as Batman
 
            C
And now the big screen's calling
      G
Final casting call
         F                      G
Its your big shot baby your the next big star
   C
On another stupid movie
        G                 F
About a guy with a broken heart
            G
I’m falling apart
 
       C                            G
Steven Spielberg's calling and he's sending a car
          F                         G
It's your big shot baby, you're the next big star
                  C
Of another stupid movie
        G                 F
About a guy with a broken heart
              G
Who's falling apart
 
     F                           G
Your headed for the cutting room floor
           F
And in the sequel honey
        G
I'm the guy who gets the girl
 
Who gets the girl
 
C   G
 
             F
Who gets the girl
        G                 C     G
I’m the guy that gets the girl
             F
Who gets the girl
        G                 C     G
I’m the guy that gets the girl
             F
Who gets the girl
        G                 C     G
I’m the guy that gets the girl
             F
Who gets the girl
        G                 C     G
I’m the guy that gets the girl
             F
Who gets the girl
    G                 C    C
the guy that gets the girl
             F
Who gets the girl
X