Little Piss Piddle Acordes

[Intro]
   G7#9
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[Chorus]
    C                                                     G7
Oh, piddle diddle diddle, you little piddle diddle diddle bum
    G7                                                  C
Oh, piddle diddle diddle, you little piss piddle diddle bum
    F             G              C            C/B   Am
One day we got on well, then you dropped this awful smell (oh, God!)
F                   G                        C    F  C
Little piss piddle, poo little piddle diddle bum
 
[Verse 1]
             C                                  G7
Yeah, you're just a little dog looking for sympathy
          G7                               C
But don't kid yourself, it won't work with me
    F                         G                       C              C/B       Am
You piddled on the floor, you piddled on the bed, you piddled on the Christmas tree
          F                        G                  C
Yeah, you wag your little tail but it won't work with me
 
[Chorus]
    C                                                     G7
Oh, piddle diddle diddle, you little piddle diddle diddle bum
    G                                                   C
Oh, piddle diddle diddle, you little piss piddle diddle bum
    F             G              C            C/B   Am
One day we got on well, then you dropped this awful smell (terrible!)
F                   G                        C    F  C
Little piss piddle, poo little piddle diddle bum
 
[Solo]
C       G7
G7      C
F   G   C  C/B  Am  Am/G
F   G   C
 
[Verse 2]
      C                                       G7
Yeah, you've got buckleys looking for another bone
    G7                                                C
You piddled on the doll and you won't leave the hose alone
         F                   G                       C           C/B    Am
Yeah you shit in the shower, shat in my shoe, left a poop in the dining room
    F                      G               C
I'd call the pound but you peed on the telephone
 
[Chorus]
    C                                                     G7
Oh, piddle diddle diddle, you little piddle diddle diddle bum
    G7                                                  C
Oh, piddle diddle diddle, you little piss piddle diddle bum
    F             G              C            C/B   Am
One day we got on well, then you dropped this awful smell (oh, God, who’s been feedin’ him Pal?)
F                   G                        C    F  C
Little piss piddle, poo little piddle diddle bum
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