The Deal Acordes

[Intro]
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[Verse 1]
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  Suddenly it appeared a week ago
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  A bold arrangement of cells
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  The cheeto loogies had attracted worms
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  And all my horses sat in hell
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  What about the gate with cheese made of cough phlegm?
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  What about the faces in the rain?
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  What about the people on that train that night?
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  What about this feeling I have pain?
 
[Chorus]
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The deal's in the flap on that thing of mine
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The deal's in the flap on my thing 
 
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The deal's in the flap on that thing of mine
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The deal's in the flap on my thing 
 
[Verse 2]
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The mites on trigger's face had killed a cop
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Our cat had flown to Abilene
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The flakes on station three had failed the test
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The tiny one was free
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What about the trip that day to the grocery store?
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What about the lipstick on the dog?
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What about the retard on the bridge that night?
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What about the headlights in the fog?
 
[Chorus]
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The deal's in the flap on that thing of mine
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The deal's in the flap on my thing 
 
[Chorus]
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The deal's in the flap on that thing of mine
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The deal's in the flap on my thing 
 
[Bridge]
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Though I'm never gonna find the winner
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Am I ever gonna feel no better sometime?
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Am I ever gonna be together?
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Maybe somebody will change the weather
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Until then just lonely pictures sitting in the back of my head
 
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[Verse 3]
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It took the sun about a week ago
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The children had to run and hide
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The spider-dogs had warned us that
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The tiny one had lied
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What about the fifteen negro cheerleaders?
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What about a neosporin bib?
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What about the tiny one encased in ice?
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What about the lies we have to live?
 
[Chorus]
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The deal's in the flap on that thing of mine
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The deal's in the flap on my thing 
 
[Chorus]
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The deal's in the flap on that thing of mine
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The deal's in the flap on my thing 
 
[Chorus]
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The deal's in the flap on that thing of mine
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The deal's in the flap on my thing 
 
[Interlude]
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[Outro]
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And so the moral of this story is
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Never cross an angel with an ass
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Never treat the shiny one to ice cream cones
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Never pinch a sweaty mean cop's ass
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