Callin In Twisted Acordes

[Intro]
B
 
[Verse 1]
B
I’m calling in sick, I’m calling in twisted
      E            B
I was drinking two fisted, I’m sick
F#             B
I’m calling in twisted
 
[Verse 2]
B
Hanging with friends, we were doing slammers
E
They tried to get me hammered,
            B   F#         B
Boss I said no, but they insisted
 
[Verse 3]
B                                   D#
I’m calling in sick, I’m calling in bland
    G#                         C#
The biggest drinking soul ever known to man
    B     F#             B
I’m sick, I’m calling in twisted
 
[Instrumental]
B   E   B   B   F#   B
 
[Verse 4]
B
I’m calling in sick, I’m calling in tired
E
Oooh man I am oh so wired
    B     F#             B
I’m sick, I’m calling in twisted
 
[Verse 5]
B
Won’t be the first time, I lost a good job
E                    B
Look at me now I’m a drunken slob, 
    B     F#             B
I’m sick, I’m calling in twisted
 
[Verse 6]
B
I’m calling in pissed, hung over y’all
          G#                      C#
I’m gonna use a fake cough when I make that call
    B     F#             B
I’m sick, I’m calling in twisted
 
[Instrumental]
B   E   B   B   E   B
 
[Verse 7]
B
I’m calling in sick, I’m calling in twisted
      E            B
I was drinking two fisted, 
    B     F#             B
I’m sick, I’m calling in twisted
 
[Verse 8]
B                                D#
I’m calling in pissed, hung over y’all
          G#                                C#
I’m gonna use a fake cough when I make that call
    B
I’m sick, I’m calling in twisted
         B
Yeah I’m sick, I’m calling in twisted
         B     F#             B
Yeah I’m sick, I’m calling in twisted
 
[Outro]
B  E
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