Kielbasa Tab

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                             Kielbasa - Tenacious D
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By: Sam Haberman
You can contact me via Aim with any questions or comments. My screen name is
damnnation00. So far, I've seen abismal tabs for this song, so hopefully this helps someone. So without 
further ado...
 
                              Intro
         G              F            C
e|--------------------1--1--1-------------------------------
B|--------------------1--1--1---1--1--1-----1---------------
G|-------3--0--3--0---2--2--2---0--0--0-----0---------------
D|-------0--0--0--0---3--3--3---2--2--0-h-2-0---------------
A|--2-2--2--2--2--2---3--3--3---3--3--3-----3---------------
E|--3-3--3--3--3--3-----------------------------------------
 
         G              F       C
e|--------------------1--1--1-------------------------------
B|--------------------1--1--1---1---------------------------
G|-------3--0--3--0---2--2--2---0---------------------------
D|-------0--0--0--0---3--3--3---2---------------------------
A|--2-2--2--2--2--2---3--3--3---3---------------------------
E|--3-3--3--3--3--3-----------------------------------------
 
        G              F            C
e|--------------------1--1--1-------------------------------
B|--------------------1--1--1---1--1--1-----1---------------
G|-------3--0--3--0---2--2--2---0--0--0-----0---------------
D|-------0--0--0--0---3--3--3---2--2--0-h-2-0---------------
A|--2-2--2--2--2--2---3--3--3---3--3--3-----3---------------
E|--3-3--3--3--3--3----------------------------------------- 
 
          G                    F          C
e|--------------------------1------1--1---------------------
B|--------------------------1------1--1---1-----------------
G|--------------------0-----0-h-2--2--2---0-----------------
D|--------0-h-2-0-------0---3------3--3---2-----------------
A|-----2----------2---------3------3--3---3-----------------
E|--3---------------3---------------------------------------
That may seem confusing, but it's really just variating off the 3 chords G , F, and C,
which are listed above the sections you should hold them.
 
Intro should be played behind verse with slight variations. Sorry, no electric parts as
of yet.  No solos either, but someday...
 
                            Bridge
 
e|----------------------------------------------------------
B|----------------------------------------------------------
G|----------------------------------------------------------
D|--------------------------3--3--3--2--2--2-h-3-2----------
A|--3--3--3--2--2--2-h-3-2--3--3--3--3--3--3-----3----------
E|--3--3--3--3--3--3-----3----------------------------------
Repeat Ad Nauseum, coming in louder in the "Would all the ladies in the house..." part.
 
e|--------------------------|
B|--------------------------|
G|--------------------------|
D|--3-3-3-3-3-3--5-5-5-5-5--|
A|--3-3-3-3-3-3--5-5-5-5-5--|
E|--1-1-1-1-1-1--3-3-3-3-3--|
 
e|---------------------------------------|
B|---------------------------------------|
G|--5--5--x-x--9--9----------------------|
D|--5--5--x-x--9--9---3--3--x-x--5--5----|
A|--3--3--x-x--7--7---3--3--x-x--5--5----|
E|--------------------1--1--x-x--3--3----|
"It's Tenacious D time" Sorry to split this part up, but it's the most simple way for
me to put it. 
 
Play only the 2nd part twice, not the first, jamming out a few extra Gs at the end of
the 2nd time. End with harmonics on the 5th fret. And thats it, so far, for guitar.
 
 
                            Lyrics
 
I love ya baby, but all I can think about is...
Kielbasa sausage, Your butt cheeks is warm.
I check my dipstick, you need lubrication honey
My Kielbasa sausage has just got to perform, now get it on!
 
I see you walking, but all i can think about is...Dianetics
Your butt cheeks is warm
I check my dipstick, you need lubrication honey
My Kielbasa sausage has just got to perform
 
Now I've been set loose-ah, right in your caboose-ah,
I'll sure take my juice, Now fucking get it on!
 
   Get it on!
 
Dianetics junior much better then Krishnov(?)
Dianetics junior much better indeed.
And all you people there, your tremendous,
Except the people in the middle,
When you're toking up a big ass bowl of weed,with me, and KG
All Right! Oh Yeah! All Right! Oh my god!
 
Would all the ladies in the house say Yeah! (Yeah)
C'mon, all you motherfuckers say a prayer! (prayer)
Cause when you fight, you gotsta fight fair!
   You mother fucker, huh? You mother fucker,
   You know what time it is?
 
   It's Tenacious D time you motherfucker blow!
   Fuck yeah!
   Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!
 
   Dude, that was TNT...
 
                           Conclusion
There, thats it for now. I grow weary. But please, enjoy my tab, and
 
                      ---->OBEY THE D!<----
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