Bruce Acordes

[Intro]
Gm  Ab
 
Cm
A single slice Or even two, Bruce…
Db
Might have been nice, But even you, Bruce,
Cm
Have to admit Between you and it
Db
There's not a lot of difference in size.
 
Dm
He can't! He surely can't! He surely can't!
                D7
You are the man Bruce!
 
He might explode.He’s going to blow.
 
Eb                      C
He’s quite elastic!
F
He’s fantastic!
                D
Look at him go!
 
Gm
And we made a bet This must confirm, Bruce,
Ab
But we all suspected You have a worm, Bruce,
                Gm
Or maybe your largeness is A bit like a TARDIS -
  Ab
Considerably roomier inside.
 
Am
He can't! He surely can't! He surely can't!
Bb
You are the man, Bruce!
         B
B-R-O-O-C-E!
 
Cm
Bruce! The time has come
Db
To put that tumbly tum to use.
           Cm
You produce, Bruce,
                        Db
Fantastically enthusiastic gastric juice.
 
Ohh…
Dm
Eat it up. Lick it up. Suck it up.
D
Whatever you do, don’t chuck it up, And muck it up!
Eb                      C
Come on, Bruce, be our hero!
F                       D
Cover yourself in chocolate glory!
Gm
Bruce!
                                     Ab
You’ll never again be subject to abuse,
 
For your immense caboose!
                Gm
We should call a truce, Bruce.
 
                                Ab
With every swallow you are tightening the noose.
 
                             F
We never thought it was possible,
                        Bb
But here it is coming true.
        G
We can have our cake and eat it too!
 
Cm
Bruce! The time has come
                Db
To put that tumbly tum to use.
                Cm
There's no excuse, Bruce.
 
Let out your belt.
                Db
I think you'll want your trousers loose.
 
              Dm
Oooooh! Stuff it in. You're almost finished.
Bruce! You’ll fit it in.
D
Whatever you do, just don't give in. Bruce!
Don't let her win! Bruce!
Eb                           C
Come on, Bruce, be our hero.
F                      D                Em     F
Cover yourself in chocolate glory.
Go on, Bruce, do it!
 
 
 
D      Dm
 
Ohh…
Gm
Bruce!
 
                                Ab
You’ll never again be subject to abuse,
For your immense caboose.
                     Gm
We should call a truce, Bruce.
Just one more bite and you’ll have
Ab
Completely cooked the goose.
                                F
We never thought it was possible,
                        Bb
But here it is coming true.
        G
We can have our cake and eat it…
 
C       Ab      Bb       Bb       Bb
Aaah...Aaah...Aaah...Aaah...Aaah...
 
GO ON, BRUCIE!
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